• On Diet.

    I once went from 340+ lbs to less than 190.
    I did this within a year.

    To achieve my goal, I began by
    quitting cigarettes in Mexico.

    Then I offered a sacrifice of my flesh to eager Gods.
    Along with a deal to fuel my new life.
    They did oblige.

    I quit taking caffeine. Switched to decaf tea.
    I ate in regulation, abstaining from some foods.
    I ran. I walked. I biked. I swam.
    I worked out with big rocks and logs in the woods.
    I got Wii Fit and EA Trainer.
    I got a FitBit.

    I changed my eating habits to only
    cereals, nuts, vegetables, roots, and fruits.
    I fell in love with rice and avocados.

    I began to smoke cigarettes again.
    I would only eat rice, out of poverty.
    Then I stopped eating altogether.

    I would only have coffee and Adderall.
    I once stayed up for a whole semester.
    Then I slept for 30 days.

    My heart was broken.
    A deep depressive spell took me.
    I stopped caring about my pact with the Gods.
    They ate my flesh as I
    began to eat the flesh of beasts again.

    I went from 190 to 230 in only a few weeks.

    Now I am back
    to rice, tea, coffee, and cigarettes.

    I will honor the Gods and fast.

    May 5, 2015
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