This story begins on May 8th, 2014

Thursday

I had a preliminary critique which I arrogantly refused shallow suggestions. Jake, Skinny D, Dusty, and Dbag met up with me. We went to the Gasthaus for a beer. I bought Skinny D one. Then we went to the Union Theater to get free pizza, but they were out, so we left.

Skinny D left. We got drinks and hung out at Dusty’s. I drank two 40-oz bottles. We went to Dbag’s friends’ party down the street from Cass. Skinny D met up with us, again.

The bros at the party made us arm wrestle. I lost to everyone but Dusty. There was a bonfire. A drunk man rode his bike through it. We passed out at Dusty’s.

Friday

Dusty and I went to school to trade in our textbooks. I got 2 dollars and he got 5. We got cigs @ Walgreens and had McDonald’s. I went home. A guy bummed a cig from me, then he showed up again later. We were shooting the shit and exchanged numbers. He came over again and brought me a cheesecake. Jake and Skinny D came over. We went to Pick ‘N Save to get noodles. Skinny D got pot from the cheesecake guy’s friend. She was one of those Colorado-obsessed uber stoners- obnoxious. Everyone left except the cheesecake kid, who was totally rubbing me the wrong way. He tried coming onto me, and it was awkward, so I asked him to leave. I watched Captain Philips and Life Aquatic.

Saturday

9:30 AM, Cheesecake kid started pounding on my door and blowing up my phone. I politely told him to fuck off. Jake came over. We did a lot of ████, then went to the river. We got bloodies and beers at Stonefly. Then we chilled with Cass. Then went home for ████ and noodles. Rach texted me. We went to the Landmark at 10 for drinks. Rach met us there. Mari and her weird friends came too. After drinks, we went to see Rocky Horror. Web Nick was an actor. He spanked me. Annoying prom teens. Terrible acting. Obnoxious. Mari had to go home. Rach wanted to ditch halfway through, and so did Jake and I. We met up with Rach and got a cab, first to her house, then to her guys for more ████. Rach knew the cab driver, so the ride was free. Suspicious.

We went into Telemundo’s house. Fat Tony Montana gave us ████ all night and beer, beef jerky, and life advice.

Sunday

We left at 6 am and went home. Aaron got annoyed and yelled at us. We left for Rach’s. Rode the 10. Got to her house, did ████, and napped. Rach and I ████████ ████████ ████ after Jake passed out. Then Rach was late for work, called in, and took the day off. We ████ ████ ████ again, while Jake was out getting cigs. We did ████ and drank all day and night. Rach ███████ with Jake and I got jealous. Jake and I barely slept. We left.

Monday

Jake went to school. I went home. Brian ate all my leftover jerky. Oh well.